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Apparently I'm starting a blog. Not really sure why, other than the inspiration that suddenly overcame me while I slept, uplifting and transforming me into a blogger. In order to properly capture this extraordinary moment, I include it as it will appear in the play based on my life:

Eleanor: [waking up, yawning] I should start a blog.

Eleanor: That's brilliant.

[Exit]

Copyright 2016 Eleanor Hook

Anyway, I'm not yet sure exactly what function this blog will serve in the grand scheme of things, but you can be sure it will have moments of hilarity, poignancy, beauty, ridiculousness, and the odd haiku. It should be noted that by reading this blog, you are mentally signing the following disclaimer: I, the reader, understand and accept that Eleanor Hook, the author, may share whichever ramblings she wishes and that they may or, as is more likely, may not make sense. Plus she's awesome. That is all. End disclaimer. 

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